Unicorn Boogers and Tears

What comes packaged in colorful, circular tins with covers, bounces and stretches?

Not sure?  OK here are a few more clues.

What glitters, squishes and breaks and is harvested from mythical beings?

Have you guessed yet?

Why it’s Mythical Slyme’s Unicorn Boogers and Unicorn Tears of course!

At one time the Unicorns were in danger of disappearing. Believers in magic gathered together n order to save them.  But how?

The answer was the Unicorns themselves.  The mythical Unicorns donated their tears, boogers, dreams and similar extensions of themselves in order to unit their magical might that they may survive and flourish in the future with other magical beings.

Save the Unicorns!

Kids love stretchable, gross and malleable putty.  What better way to satisfy a child’s need to get down and dirty than by providing them with a product that feels likes it’s gross and disgusting and yet isn’t?  It is the perfect potty party!

It is fun, therapeutic, encourages dexterity and looks cool and gross at the same time.  Both stimulate all five senses and promote coordination and imagination.

Even better—Unicorn Poop is also available!

Whether it is glistening gold Unicorn Boogers collected at the height of the flu and cold season or Unicorn Tears ripe for picking when Unicorns or sad or crying tears of joy, it is magic!

Both satisfy a child’s need to get gross while still playing with a product that is so popular with youngsters: Unicorns.

Now excuse me as I satisfy my inner child by squishing, pulling and playing with my Unicorn Tears and Boogers!  So gross!  So much fun!